The magical adventure of a bird

Long long ago, a baby, who called Shaby has a tall lemon tree. There are often many birds in the tree, which stand for students.

One day, Shaby wants to eat the lemons. At first, she sees many birds in the tree. So she becomes angry and shouts: “Fuck you!” All birds fly out the tree. However, the last bird is caught by the baby. The baby played it, which is died soon because of fucking.

The other birds are very angry. He wants to kill that fucking bitch. But he hasn’t enough power. So, he flew into the rocket and come to the moon to look for help.

In the moon, he finds a factory which is used to produce “Super perfect excellent ball”. The bird heard the leader to the factory is making a speech in Chinese : “实际上呢：虽然现在的柯穴家还不能生产完美 “完美的球”，但我，怎样？希望，在座有人，能为我们郭家，在天王星建立工厂生产完美 “完美的球”，DO WA↑！”

“He is so clever and handsome. Maybe he can help me!” The bird thought. After the speech, the bird tells his friends that to him. During the talk, the bird know that the man is called Appreciate Sun and surprised to find he can understand the bird’s language. “实际上呢：不要用三维的思维看这个故事，怎样? Don’t break Ci Yuan Bi!”

“So how can you help me?” Appreciate Sun give the bird a box. “If you have some problem, just said ‘Shang↑ Ke↓’, the box will help you. Remember: don’t say ‘Shang Ke’ but say ‘Shang↑ Ke↓’!”

“Thanks! Kind man!” The bird left happily, but the man stops him “Shaby is so fucking strong, you need more help: To find a lab called “Do La~~.” I have a friend who can help you in there. By the way, take a ‘super perfect excellent ball’. ”The bird left the moon by the rocket called “shi Yi↓” from Appreciate Sun. After 3 seconds, he found that lab.

A man is on the back of the horse and do some experiments. “滴定↑↘→~滴定↗↘管↘→~” The bird can’t help laughing because of his voice. “Why do you do the experiments on the horse?” “Because ‘问题马↘↗上↗可以 解决↘↗↘→！’”

“I need your help! Appreciate Sun said you can help me!” The bird tells the story to that man. “I will help you, poor bird~ You can call me the brother of Mn.” “Mn?” “锰” “Chemistry is so difficult~ ”

“Don’t worry. You can remember 浓硫酸 de↗↘性↗ji↓ which can help you beat Shaby.” So the bird take a bottle of 浓硫酸. “But .”the bird ask “If Shaby use some magic to hide my 浓硫酸，how can I do？” “ji 系 ji↘!” Brother of Mn said.

“Thank you! You just like Mr. Appreciate Sun!” “Wait, you are a bird or a chicken?” “Bird… but some of my friend called me chicken because I like dog shout… “OK，bird, you should find a castle whose name is started by ‘硼’. And you can find a princess who can give you the last thing you need.” “硼？” “B” “I don’t like Chemistry at all!”

After another 3 seconds, the bird finds the castle. “Is there any other one?” “Here!” A man wore black socks and white dress come out. “Princess???” “啊我叫阿姐↗，附近的人都叫我姐↗哥~ and because I love drinking soup , they call me Tang 姐↗ or princess of Tang.”

The bird tell the story about his adventure for beating Shaby. “好吧↘ I will help you! Because I am the princess of Ji Nan!” “What’s Ji Nan?... Well, what will you give me?” “锵锵~ The change body machine of Fake Face Knight!” “???” Err… It is a little broken, but don’t worry, it can be use! ”

“Thanks…” “Boom!” A big noise came in the castle. “What’s happening?” The bird flies out the castle. The enemy is coming —— Shaby! “Don’t… come… Only KA MAN Rider can beat… her…” The bird’s dying friend used his whole life to tell him the truth… And then he died…

“Long time no see! You fucking bitch! You will die and come to the hell!” The bird is so angry that he rushes to Shaby. “Hoho~ Fly to me but not escape?” “Don’t fly to you, how can I kill you???” “Hoho~ Fly closer~ lovely bird!”

“Hen↗ shing↘… What?? Can’t use?” The bird can’t believe it. “Oh shit! It’s broken, I should fix it! Wait, let me see see…A axle（轴）! It needs an axle! ‘A super perfect excellent axle! ’”

“But the ‘Super perfect excellent ball is too big! It can’t be used to be an axle!” Shaby laughed at the bird, “Giving up, and I will live you a life!”

“浓硫酸！I can use the 「腐蚀性」 of 浓硫酸 to make a type with ‘Super perfect excellent ball’! Uh…To make a ‘Super perfect excellent axle’!”

“No way！” The Shaby use the magic called “er er er” —— Many bottle of “浓硫酸” come out and only one bottle is real 浓硫酸！ “Why called ‘er er er’?” The bird is curious. “Because ‘铒，铒，铒’!”（指其他杯子里装的是铒而非硫酸）

“Don’t be happy so early! ji 系 ji↘!” The bird find the real 浓硫酸 quickly! And repair the Hen↗ shing↘ machine in 3 seconds!

“But! You can’t Hen↗ shing↘ because you forget the last step!” Shaby shouted.

“I won’t forget！”The bird smiled——“Shang↑Ke↓！”The box become shining and said: “How can I do for you?” “Uh…Say ‘发生甚莫事了’for ∞ times…”

“Your death is coming!” The bird said, “KA MAN Rider 「姐骑」：Hen↗ shing↘！！！ ” With the BGM of “发生甚莫事了” The bird turn to the「姐骑」！And kill the Shaby with the gun called “隔离法！”

“Thanks for the three men——Uh…Maybe 2 men a girl? To help me kill the bitch…I’m sorry my friend, I can’t save you… Your wife, I will take good care of!